Ten Four Ex-Buddy

I read some troubling news today. There is a quarrel on my laminated list.

It seems that John Cusack and Jeremy Piven are on the outs. Now I'm sure the guys are much classier than to pull any Paris/Nicole style drama but I'm not sure how I feel about it all. I should not have to take sides! I mean, I could replace one... but how? Cusack has been on the list the longest. The Piv has my closest proximity record (he was also at the Honolulu U2 concert!!!). C'mon boys, if you won't kiss and make up would you at least kiss ME?