Dial-a-song

A couple of us were listening to Lily Allen's Knock E'm Out when the subject of the rejection hotline came up so I thought I should give it a call (503-450-9938) and see what exactly it does say...

Go call, I'll wait here.

Are you done laughing? Now tell me, where was this when I was in college?

I've got to go, uh, my house is on fire...