Sorry boss...
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Kristyitis | |
| Cause: | old library books |
| Symptoms: | receding gums, dizziness, frequent regurgitation, white blotches |
| Cure: | take a day off work |
posted by K-Lyn @ 10:00 PM
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Kristyitis | |
| Cause: | old library books |
| Symptoms: | receding gums, dizziness, frequent regurgitation, white blotches |
| Cure: | take a day off work |
posted by K-Lyn @ 10:00 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:40 AM,
K-Lyn said…
Ok...since no one else will bite:
JULIE's Lurgy.
Cause: poor dental hygiene
Symptoms: hairy legs, hovering, vague leg pain, yellow urine
Cure: eat more wax fruit
Neel's Lurgy.
Cause: a significant alignment of the stars
Symptoms: sudden gills, occasional chills, loss of libido, embarrassing noises
Cure: Kryptonite
Courtneyosis.
Cause: secret military experiments
Symptoms: vague brittle bones, whistling, colour blindness, grimacing
Cure: take two Prozac tablets every day before meals
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